This'll give us a few laughs I think.
I'll start, shall I?
Me: I heard you have a Criminology degree!
Kris: Um... yeah.
Me: I ALMOST have a Psychology one!
Kris: Oh... congratulations.
Me: Oh no, I haven't got it YET. I graduate in July.
Kris: Oh... well congratulations anyway!
It occurred to me later that Kris probably doesn't care about my degree! haha.
Inspired by the gorgeous littlebabynothing, I thought this could be pretty amusing!
18+ warning.
There.
You have been warned.
So don't read any further if you're an 'ickle one.
Or if you're easily offended.
OR if you're a nun, etc. etc.
I'll begin, with something FAIRLY tame... kind of...
London After Midnight ~ "Your Best Nightmare"
Long after midnight, on a night like this
I'd sit by my blacklight and dream of your kiss
pulsating music filled my room and my head
and I dreamed what it'd be like to have you in my bed
I'm your best night, you best nightmare
And then it happened, you were in my arms
your lips on my throat- your hands on my, on my...
two bodies together the intimate sin
the pain and the pleasure could do mortals in
how could you know what I'm thinking of
to me lust can be as beautiful as love
here tonight, your pure heart and soul
untainted passion should have no control
She asked me if I...
I told her the truth
I said "I'm sorry it takes me longer than you"
she smiled and blushed and continued to grind
and promised to make me go out of my mind
returning her promise she came to a halt
licking my lips I tasted her salt
then she sat up and gasped and clutched at her breast
I thought she was coming- I'd never have guessed that
as she grew pale, as white as a flower
she collapsed to the floor and was dead in an hour.
I'm your best night... your best nightmare
Okay... I lied... it wasn't tame at all. Haha.
Continue the filth!
I love these threads.
What are you hearing in a Dommin song that is far from the actual lyrics?
This should be pretty funny.
*awaits Cathy's lowering of the tone*
I know this doesn't exactly fall into the categories of film and television, but is anybody here a theatre-goer?
I got the chance to see Wicked at the Victoria Apollo in London on Wednesday night and it was amazing ^_^
xXx
So everyone has a favourite movie; what's yours?
I think mine would have to be Pan's Labyrinth : )
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